by Steve Cook Researchers at the Josef Mengele Brain-U-Like Institute in Masskillin near Dunhelpin, Scotland, have announced today the discovery that the human brain is too big and unwieldy to be entirely practical. The shock announcement […]
Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]
by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]
Sadly, so many people never seem to learn, says spokesperson. by Steve Cook The Charity NOPES today issued a warning to the 13-plus million voters who decided to adopt this Christmas a Tory government to replace […]
A government spokesperson has predicted that World War Three will be fought and won from a laptop in a bedsit in Melton Mowbray. by Steve Cook This somewhat belatedly follows an earlier report in www.telegrapaph.co.uk/news as far […]
But money could possibly grow on trees after all by Steve Cook With the General Election only days away and the nation reeling from the bleak prospect of five more years of government, we are […]
Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]
Plus revealing fact check The general election Day of Doom, after which the nation faces the prospect of another five years of government, looms. As it bears down upon the nation like the Titanic emerging […]
UK Politicians harness the power of the environment by Steve Cook The Daily Scare can report that a tree-planting “war of promises” is now raging among the UK’s political parties as they compete in a failed […]
New enhanced terminology leads to enhanced politics by Steve Cook It has become obvious that governments have a serious problem in that hardly anybody believes a word they say. This tends to create insurmountable difficulties because […]
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