Humor/Satire
CNN Lists Job Opening For Head Fiction Writer ATLANTA, GA—Shortly after being forced to let go three journalists for their involvement in publishing a fake story regarding President Trump’s alleged connection to Russia, media and […]
No-one Will Ever Regret It, Experts Predict by Steve Cook Scientists have developed a device that enables cats’ owners to know what they are thinking. The small electronic instrument the size of a pea (and thus […]
Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]
In the continued effort to penetrate the deepest secrets of the universe (or, failing that, establish new and improved ways to blow things up), British Scientists recently unveiled their successor to the European Hadron Particle […]
Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources […]
by Steve Cook Dismay erupteth in Britain as ye countrie’s “Truth Tsar” is sacked by a government outraged by his insistence on facts. Dubbed ye “Superstition Tsar,” professor Trevor Galileo was until his abrupt […]
Trump Authorizes Nuking California To Prevent Future Earthquakes WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a cabinet meeting this week, President Trump proposed a bold new strategy for protecting Americans from future earthquakes: Nuke California. California has long been known […]
Local dad and parental rights campaigner, Arthur Brayne, today announced that he has decided to drug his children. Having weighed all the pros and cons in the child-drugging debate, he intends to throw parenting to […]
by Steve Cook, our man is arrears. News is just coming in that US President Donald Trump and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson are holding secrets talks to thrash out a deal by which the […]
Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website The Babylon Bee U.S.—A troubling new survey released by The Babylon Bee confirmed Wednesday that too many people think Snopes is a real […]
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