Buttigieg Calls For Decriminalizing Crime

January 2, 2020 0

Buttigieg Calls For Decriminalizing Crime SOUTH BEND, IN—2020 Democratic presidential hopeful and local mayor Pete Buttigieg recently recommended “decriminalizing crime.” The politician lovingly referred to as “Mayor Pete” (since no one knows how to pronounce […]


Your Brain Should be a Lot Smaller, say Psychiatrists

December 27, 2019 0

by Steve Cook Researchers at the Josef Mengele Brain-U-Like Institute in Masskillin near Dunhelpin, Scotland, have announced today the discovery that the human brain is too big and unwieldy to be entirely practical. The shock announcement […]


Greetings, minions!

December 25, 2019 1

Your Emperor’s Seasonal Message, 2019. Text in full by Steve Cook   It is a tradition of the Empire that we bring in the new year with a seasonal broadcast from your Emperor, Avaricius Vexus, secretly […]


New discovery uncovers hidden cause of recession

December 25, 2019 0

by Steve Cook and Liam Cook It has been alleged by troublemakers determined to undermine the highly popular status quo of nobody knowing what is really going on that recessions are caused by a shortage of circulating […]


A Look Back At – The Year Of Manufactured Hysteria

December 20, 2019 0

The Year of Manufactured Hysteria Satire/Commentary by: CJ Hopkins Well, it looks like we’ve somehow managed to survive another year of diabolical Putin-Nazi attacks on democracy. It was touch-and-go there for a while, especially coming down […]

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