Humor/Satire

Boris Johnson in dramatic new pledge shock

December 1, 2019 0

Tory leader breaks new ground at Dunslistnin by Steve Cook Boris Johnson today made a dramatic new pledge as to his very first action if he becomes the UK’s new Prime Minister in December. Speaking to […]

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Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown

October 30, 2019 0

Controversial first-round  knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]

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New speed limits for pedestrians in force by 2021

October 24, 2019 0

Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]

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Washington helps everybody know what’s going on

October 20, 2019 0

by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]

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Government prepares to do something stupid, shock

October 4, 2019 0

Breaking News from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook The UK government recently floated in the press that it is thinking of banning un-vaccinated children from school for no logical reason. This is in line […]

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Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton

September 15, 2019 0

Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]

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