by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare Top secret experts who cannot be named for security reasons today announced that the government has taken bold steps to resolve the immigration problem once and for all. […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 2/7/34 The world was rendered comatose by shock earlier today when the fear pandemic took another terrifying turn and headed (in the words of one Prime Minister shortly before his detention […]
by Steve Cook It is well known that the world’s worst epidemics are those named after animals. Thus, in recent years we have had the airborne bird flu and swine flu, which were notorious for […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
Claim backed by irrefutable statistics says Ministry of Whoppers by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News is just coming in that scientists believe the majority of Brits were born yesterday and those who weren’t are […]
SHOCK NEWS IN BRIEF SOURCE: The Daily Scare Scientists have discovered the primary cause of heart attacks in the 5-95 age group. Shock revelations from the Klaus Loon Centre for Global Dementia have now exposed […]
by Steve Cook The PM today announced to a hushed and largely servile press conference a shock u-turn in the government’s traditional policy of giving handouts to people who refuse to work. He explained that […]
Opinion by Steve Cook our Environmental co-despondent ARTICLE SOURCE: The Daily Scare In a recent edition of The Daily Scare we revealed how scientists have discovered the role played by human and, to a lesser extent, bovine […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, Dr Timothy Leary (no relation), has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get […]
by Steve Cook, A jubilant Rishi Sunak, posting in the Facebook group, “Fans of Genocide”, today sent the world reeling and gasping with indifference when he announced the discovery by scientists that he and his […]
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