New enhanced terminology leads to enhanced politics by Steve Cook It has become obvious that governments have a serious problem in that hardly anybody believes a word they say. This tends to create insurmountable difficulties because […]
Inventor of the Plastic Toilet Seat Blamed for Epidemic of Buttock Disorders – Pharmaceutical Giant to Launch Vaccine Satire by TLB Contributing Partner: Steve Cook Police are today seeking to interview a man from Nether […]
Giant Hedgehog Facing Extinction, Scientists Fear … By TLB Contributing Partner: Steve Cook The world was treated yesterday to a rare sighting of the famous Giant Hedgehog, which wandered out of Ashdown Forest in search […]
Vladimir Putin to Flood the West With Marmite Substitute Sinister Putin Guilty Of Not Being Dead, Say Not-At-All-Sinister Western Oligarchs By TLB Partner and Contributing Writer: Steve Cook Tesco’s recent refusal to stock Marmite has […]
Controversial first-round knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]
Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]
by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]
Breaking News from The Daily Scare by Steve Cook The UK government recently floated in the press that it is thinking of banning un-vaccinated children from school for no logical reason. This is in line […]
No-one Will Ever Regret It, Experts Predict by Steve Cook Scientists have developed a device that enables cats’ owners to know what they are thinking. The small electronic instrument the size of a pea (and thus […]
Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]
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