Giant Hedgehog Facing Extinction, Scientists Fear …

November 5, 2019 0

Giant Hedgehog Facing Extinction, Scientists Fear … By TLB Contributing Partner: Steve Cook The world was treated yesterday to a rare sighting of the famous Giant Hedgehog, which wandered out of Ashdown Forest in search […]


Vladimir Putin to Flood the West With Marmite Substitute

November 1, 2019 0

Vladimir Putin to Flood the West With Marmite Substitute Sinister Putin Guilty Of Not Being Dead, Say Not-At-All-Sinister Western Oligarchs By TLB Partner and Contributing Writer: Steve Cook Tesco’s recent refusal to stock Marmite has […]


Gorilla identifies as human, wins World Heavyweight Crown

October 30, 2019 0

Controversial first-round  knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]


New speed limits for pedestrians in force by 2021

October 24, 2019 0

Government to introduce speed limits as safety concerns grow by Steve Cook The government today announced that as from 2021, new speed limits for pedestrians will come into force. The move is a response to growing […]


Washington helps everybody know what’s going on

October 20, 2019 0

by Steve Cook The apparent loss of several IQ points by governments across the Western World may, according to the latest scientific discoveries, be due to a simple lack of clarity in the meaning of some […]


Outraged Neasden Library to ban Enid Blyton

September 15, 2019 0

Hopes rise that libraries across the nation will strike similar blows for freedom and tolerance by Steve Cook Enid Mary Blyton, born in London in 1897 but, sadly, feared dead since 1968, was an English […]

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