Sadly, so many people never seem to learn, says spokesperson. by Steve Cook The Charity NOPES today issued a warning to the 13-plus million voters who decided to adopt this Christmas a Tory government to replace […]
A government spokesperson has predicted that World War Three will be fought and won from a laptop in a bedsit in Melton Mowbray. by Steve Cook This somewhat belatedly follows an earlier report in www.telegrapaph.co.uk/news as far […]
But money could possibly grow on trees after all by Steve Cook With the General Election only days away and the nation reeling from the bleak prospect of five more years of government, we are […]
Plus revealing fact check The general election Day of Doom, after which the nation faces the prospect of another five years of government, looms. As it bears down upon the nation like the Titanic emerging […]
UK Politicians harness the power of the environment by Steve Cook The Daily Scare can report that a tree-planting “war of promises” is now raging among the UK’s political parties as they compete in a failed […]
New enhanced terminology leads to enhanced politics by Steve Cook It has become obvious that governments have a serious problem in that hardly anybody believes a word they say. This tends to create insurmountable difficulties because […]
Inventor of the Plastic Toilet Seat Blamed for Epidemic of Buttock Disorders – Pharmaceutical Giant to Launch Vaccine Satire by TLB Contributing Partner: Steve Cook Police are today seeking to interview a man from Nether […]
Giant Hedgehog Facing Extinction, Scientists Fear … By TLB Contributing Partner: Steve Cook The world was treated yesterday to a rare sighting of the famous Giant Hedgehog, which wandered out of Ashdown Forest in search […]
Vladimir Putin to Flood the West With Marmite Substitute Sinister Putin Guilty Of Not Being Dead, Say Not-At-All-Sinister Western Oligarchs By TLB Partner and Contributing Writer: Steve Cook Tesco’s recent refusal to stock Marmite has […]
Controversial first-round knockout for the Salisbury Simian as the world of boxing successfully avoids offending anyone. by Steve Cook In an earlier issue we reported the success of researchers at Neasden University who taught Dennis the gorilla […]
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