Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly Accusing Sample Lady Of Being A Russian Asset WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at a DC-area Costco, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was asked to leave Costco again […]
Staffer Nervously Informs Hillary Clinton She Lost 2016 Election WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Hillary Clinton once again suggested that Donald Trump was an illegitimate president, one unfortunate staffer was forced to be the one to gently inform […]
Elizabeth Warren Admits To Wearing Paleface At College Costume Party WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senator Elizabeth Warren is embroiled in controversy once again, this time after she admitted to wearing racially offensive “paleface” at a costume party back […]
CNN Lists Job Opening For Head Fiction Writer ATLANTA, GA—Shortly after being forced to let go three journalists for their involvement in publishing a fake story regarding President Trump’s alleged connection to Russia, media and […]
Walmart Discontinues Auto Part Sales To Prevent Car Accidents BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and every day, Walmart has decided to stop selling auto parts, sources […]
Trump Authorizes Nuking California To Prevent Future Earthquakes WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a cabinet meeting this week, President Trump proposed a bold new strategy for protecting Americans from future earthquakes: Nuke California. California has long been known […]
Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website The Babylon Bee U.S.—A troubling new survey released by The Babylon Bee confirmed Wednesday that too many people think Snopes is a real […]
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide TLB Editors note: Had Jeffrey Epstein read the article below, one would think his story could have had a far different conclusion. Via […]
New Legislation Outlawing Violent Gun-Wielding Groups Accidentally Bans Federal Government Via The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Well, this is embarrassing: Congress accidentally just banned the federal government. The major faux pas came during a push for […]
(TLB} Editors Note: When Bill The Butcher heard about this Wall, being the True Texan he is, he immediately made arrangements to move his Publishing and Drinking operation to Austin to show his support. Bill […]
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