by Steve Cook It is well known that the world’s worst epidemics are those named after animals. Thus, in recent years we have had the airborne bird flu and swine flu, which were notorious for […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only” advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be set for a sharp […]
by Steve Cook The PM today announced to a hushed and largely servile press conference a shock u-turn in the government’s traditional policy of giving handouts to people who refuse to work. He explained that […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, Dr Timothy Leary (no relation), has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has […]
by Steve Cook Source: The Daily Scare A spokesperson for the Ministry of Hysteria, Jane Fibbs, this morning announced to a hushed and cynical press gathering in which dozens of top journalists pretended to listen, the […]
Entertainment News MOVIE RELEASE: Review by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare X-Men II: The Yes-Men This latest blockbuster movie from Armageddon Productions is directed by famed Bulgatian Director Salazaar Bim (“The Da Vinci Covid” […]
SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook Following former Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy […]
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
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