Humor/Satire

Humor/Satire

NEWSFLASH! British PM Rushed to Hospital!

08/28/2020 0

by Steve Cook The White House, Washingborough 27/8/20 British Prime Muppet Boris Johnson was rushed to hospital this morning after being taken ill. He was struck by a series of dizzy spells before and during […]

Humor/Satire

Twerpgate: the Rise of Stupid

08/26/2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 25/8/20 For months now the nation has been mystified as to why the government relied so heavily on the mathematical models of Imperial College Professor Neil Ferguson. With the advantage […]

COMMENTARY

Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high

08/22/2020 0

by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday      Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]

Humor/Satire

Giant mutated COVID gang threat

08/19/2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]

Humor/Satire

Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

08/17/2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

Humor/Satire

The DaVinci Covid

08/14/2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]

Humor/Satire

Masks – a clarification

08/11/2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

Humor/Satire

It’s official: most Brits were born yesterday

08/06/2020 0

by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]

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