Will Hillary REALLY Run Again … A TLB Reality Flashback
Intro by: Roger Landry (TLB)
Are we really standing on the precipice of another Hillary run for president … is she (as she says) ready to beat Trump “AGAIN“? Does she honestly feel America has forgotten the spectacle called an election less than three short years ago? … Yea we at TLB felt it the perfect time to pull out and dust off this gem … Originally published in 2017 … believe me it has not lost its PIZZAZZ!
Author and Writer Tony Olson, a cherished contributor to the TLB project, stands out from the crowd of authors and writers with a contribution that expands the boundaries of creativity. When it comes to creating poetry, commentary, or lyrics, Tony is in a league few can claim membership in! What we present to you here is parody and satire at its very best … But we will let his creation speak for itself.
Please read, watch, and enjoy …
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“MY FAVORITE EXCUSES”
Why I write that crazy stuff …
By TLB Contributing Author: Tony Olson
Today, I was asked why I wrote the parody “My Favorite Excuses”, a song which puts a no-holds-barred beatdown on Hillary Clinton. Well, you have Mrs. Clinton to thank for that. I have written several articles about the Clintons over the past few years, amassing an impressive collection of Clinton dirt. After Hillary’s embarrassing election performance, the dirt was unceremoniously locked away, never to be seen again. That is . . . until Hillary decided to launch her Excuse Tour. All of a sudden, there she was. It was as if four months of lies building up inside was going to make her explode. And she did not disappoint. Excuse after excuse poured out . . . like her prior night’s libations. Which, of course, opened the door for yours truly to make Hillary the star of my first music video. A reminder for those who choose to remain blissfully ignorant.
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“MY FAVORITE EXCUSES”
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You see, there seems to be a disturbing number of liberals, including the media, who have failed to comprehend the reasons Hillary lost. Her loss had nothing to do with Russian interference or a compromised election. Her defeat was the culmination of four decades of deception, corruption, and greed. And, although the liberal media has done its best to camouflage the truth, a majority of Americans understood the danger. There will always be people like myself, the antithesis of main stream media, who will continue to hold those like Hillary Clinton accountable. Within that process, I try to satiate a variety of minds. Sometimes I reach people through a serious, thought-provoking article. Sometimes it’s a satirical poem. In this case, it’s a humorous video. I’m what you would call an equal opportunity author.
Another reason I wrote it was simply to spotlight the absurd. As you have seen in my prior poems, I have no problem calling out those who have behaved badly or displayed incredibly bizarre behavior. It may be a Hollywood celebrity meltdown, a braindead politician, or in this case . . . a delusional criminal who refuses to admit the obvious. Regardless of their respective faux pas, one must achieve a very high degree of “irregularity” to be relegated to one of my poems. Looney tunes and narcissistic celebrities are in big demand.
Finally, and most importantly, I wanted to make you smile. We need more humor in this world, especially in times of divisiveness and turmoil. If my poems or this video make you laugh and take your mind off of the problems of the day . . . then I’ve done my part to make your world a tiny bit better. I sincerely hope that you enjoy this video, as well as my satirical poems. Remember, the more you laugh the longer you live.
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Lyrics for Hillary Clinton – My Favorite Excuses (Parody)
(Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”)
Top secret data purloined by a gremlin
Misdeeds exposed with some help from the Kremlin
Wikileaks published the e-mails we tossed
These are a few of the reasons I lostDraft beer and vino and vodka martini
All disappear like I’m friggin’ Houdini
It’s not a secret . . . I like to get sauced
These are a few of the reasons I lostGirls in blue dresses with DNA traces
Bill has me threaten the girls he embraces
With my assistance he’s free to accost
These are a few of the reasons I lostWhen I’m lying
Testifying
I concoct a tale
I look for excuses and others to blame
And, then I won’t go . . . to jailTantrums and breakdowns and fake tears with tissues
Obvious signs of some medical issues
Fainting and stumbling and eyes that go crossed
These are a few of the reasons I lostBecause of my gender I think I’ve been slighted
There’s a good chance that I may be indicted
Image as cold as a New England frost
These are a few of the reasons I lostCurrency laundered through Clinton Foundation
Influence peddling that threatens our nation
All the offenses I’ve seemed to amass
These are the reasons that Trump kicked my assWhen I’m lying
Testifying
I concoct a tale
I look for excuses and others to blame
But, I still may go . . . to jail
Copyright © Tony Olson 2017 … All Rights Reserved.
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Additional articles and poems By Tony Olson
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About the Author: Tony Olson is an American journalist, and bestselling author. His book SPIN GAME: Exposing Political Lies And Tactics was an Amazon Top Ten Bestseller. In addition to his great articles Tony also authored “Twas The Night Before Inauguration” and Ode to Liberal Lunacy, as well as other outstanding satirical poems that can be found on The Liberty Beacon. Tony currently lives in Boise, Idaho.
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