by Steve Cook SOURCE: The Daily Scare We may have found the answer as to why many Brits have decided they are living through not so much a pandemic as a badly stitched together, implausible movie […]
by Steve Cook Intro This is the first article by our new columnist, Dave Trewth PHd Dave is a professor of Applied Reverse Psychology at the University of Bunkum. Scientists have discovered that Vaccines are […]
by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
by Steve Cook The UK Health Secretary, Matt Crocodile, today declared that the pharmaceutical company Pfizer is “just like Jesus”. Speaking to a hushed and largely servile House of Commons, he broke down and openly […]
by Steve Cook In a new twist in the hunt for the pandemic that is believed to be lurking undetected somewhere in Britain in open defiance of government statistics, it was announced today that, “ten thousand […]
New Daily Scare columnist Dave Trewth reports by Steve Cook The Daily Scare has a new columnist! Dave Trewth (motto: “your government would never lie to you – unless it is Labour”) provides an unbiased, […]
The nation appalled (but also terrified so going along with it) by Steve Cook The Prime Minister, speaking last night to a masked nation, from his luxury anti-virus bunker on an Earth-like planet, has revealed […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]
Fears mount as stupidity threat escalates amid terror, shock by Steve Cook News just in is that the government is seriously concerned about top secret “eyes-only”advice from its top secret experts that idiocy may be […]
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