COMMENTARY

Ministers jubilant as OFS reports all-time high

August 22, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Beijing, Thursday      Whilst almost every sector – education, manufacturing, health, exports, small businesses, large businesses, huge businesses (except drugs) – is in the doldrums, two at least have cause for […]

Humor/Satire

Giant mutated COVID gang threat

August 19, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 18/8/20 The Who have just issued an alarming report they claim is more alarming than any of their other alarming reports. It concerns the Coronavirus epidemic that many feared had […]

Humor/Satire

Russian hackers blamed for terror meltdown

August 17, 2020 0

Millions cheer up as world shaken by optimism by  Steve Cook Reykjavik 13/8/2020 Governments and their pharmaceutical employers the world over have been fighting a losing battle against the recent epidemic of people not being […]

Humor/Satire

The DaVinci Covid

August 14, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 10/8/20 The DaVinci Covid is a futuristic mystery thriller loosely based on a work of fiction by Gill Bates and directed by famed Bulgarian director Salazaar Bim (“The Man who […]

Humor/Satire

Masks – a clarification

August 11, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Typo City 9/8/20 The government today issued an urgent clarification on the wearing of masks as it affects the banking industry. Jane Fibbs of the Ministry of Hysteria explained, “We have issued […]

Humor/Satire

It’s official: most Brits were born yesterday

August 6, 2020 0

by Steve Cook Tycho Crater, Thursday News is just coming in that a survey of politicians, government ministers and civil servants has revealed that the vast majority of those working in government believe that most […]

Humor/Satire

Police to de-prioritise knife crime?

August 4, 2020 0

by Steve Cook News just in is that the Home Secretary has instructed the UK police to adjust their priorities so that they align with with current government plans to make everybody safe. She explained […]

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