GOVERNMENT
Choose your Sociopath
EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]
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Humor/Satire
Athlete’s Foot may cause strokes/heart attacks say top secret scientists
by Steve Cook SOURCE A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has terrorised Britain, whilst […]
Humor/Satire
Experts believe that Shakespeare invented the Christmas panto
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
Humor/Satire
PCR Test horror shock
by Steve Cook Scientists have today announced they have made a shock discovery even more shocking than the discovery that dinosaurs may have worn hats or the possibility the British government is not at all demented. They have […]
Humor/Satire
The Nation rejoices as Government announces new strategy for getting chemicals into children
by Steve Cook Exciting breaking news from the Eugenics Industry is that The UK’s Chief Mortality Officer, the moribund Chris Witty, has scientifically discovered a new . . . er, scientific way to get more chemicals […]
Humor/Satire
How I became ill with the highly infectious False Positive
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
Humor/Satire
Breaking News! Every citizen soon to have a variant named after them?
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
Spotlight
Rapid-profit, Test-and-Jab system launched
Rapid-profit, Test-and-Jab system launched by Steve Cook Speaking for the government pursuant to stipulations of the Freedom of Disinformation Act 2020, Janet Gaff-Smother of the Ministry of Hysteria announced yesterday that the government is planning […]
Humor/Satire
Ye Inquisition Debunketh ye Fake News!
by Steve Cook The social ill of people insisting on not thinking what they are told to think by politicians and other subversive cults campaigning against the evils of rational thought and thereby threatening politicians […]
Humor/Satire
From Brexit to Brussov: UK to join Russian Federation?
by Steve Cook Opinion polls released recently asked a broad cross section of the population what the country should do after Brexit. The results were for a while a closely guarded secret kept under wraps […]