by Steve Cook The terrifying media-borne virus known as CON19, which has struck down millions of people the world over with terrifyingly undetectable symptoms frighteningly similar to being not at all ill, has now spread […]
by Steve Cook Scientists leading drive to push back the boundaries of common sense and discover new and improved ways to make people wet themselves have made an unexpected discovery. It has now been established […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has spurred […]
by Steve Cook In a new twist in the hunt for the pandemic that is believed to be lurking undetected somewhere in Britain in open defiance of government statistics, it was announced today that, “ten thousand […]
New Daily Scare columnist Dave Trewth reports by Steve Cook The Daily Scare has a new columnist! Dave Trewth (motto: “your government would never lie to you – unless it is Labour”) provides an unbiased, […]
The nation appalled (but also terrified so going along with it) by Steve Cook The Prime Minister, speaking last night to a masked nation, from his luxury anti-virus bunker on an Earth-like planet, has revealed […]
by Steve Cook Our man in an oxygen tent The shock news that, whilst the average life span of Britons is 81.5 years, people who die of COVID19 are on average 82.4 years old, has […]
by Steve Cook Typo City 23/9/20 A tousle-haired, mentally ill man believed to be suffering from the rare psychiatric illness PMD (Prime Muppet Disorder) was today spotted cavorting in and around Downing Street and people […]
by Daily Scare Health correspondent Steve Cook Our Man in a Face Diaper I am now enthusiastically hoovering our entire apartment every single day! It has become part of our daily decontamination regimen alongside burning […]
We are very pleased to forward this government message. Enjoy! We are proud to present the new, fashionable disease everyone is talking about. It is available FREE on the National Health! In fact it will […]
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