Media Refused To Report On Biden’s Decline, now Furious That Nobody Reported On Decline U.S. — The search for answers and accountability continued this week, as the media who refused to report on President […]
Babylon Bee sues California over Censorship Law “It’s a good thing when people are allowed to speak freely, It’s a bad thing when Big Tech and the government work together to decide what we’re allowed […]
Americans Disappointed To Learn Biden Presidency Not An April Fool’s Prank U.S. — Americans were deeply disappointed upon learning that the Biden presidency was not, in fact, an elaborate April Fool’s joke. “I was still […]
Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID WASHINGTON, D.C. — After testing positive for COVID today, President Biden immediately rushed out of the White House to go sniff […]
Cuomo Assures Public He Always Kept Mask On While Sexually Harassing Women ALBANY, NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo apologized this past weekend for his long-standing habit of sexually abusing young women he holds power over. […]
Disheveled And Covered In $100 Bills, Bernie Sanders Claims He Was Attacked By A Group Of Billionaires (TLB) ed: A late breaking rumor has Mini-Mike Bloomberg involved. RENO, NV—Bernie Sanders supporters were shocked when they […]
Buttigieg Calls For Decriminalizing Crime SOUTH BEND, IN—2020 Democratic presidential hopeful and local mayor Pete Buttigieg recently recommended “decriminalizing crime.” The politician lovingly referred to as “Mayor Pete” (since no one knows how to pronounce […]
Pictures Of Santa Coming Down The Chimney In Blackface Surface NORTH POLE—Santa Claus has become embroiled in controversy yet again, this time as new pictures have emerged of the magical fat man sliding down a […]
‘Look, Is That Trump Committing An Impeachable Offense?’ Mitch McConnell Says, Distracting Dems While More Conservative Judges Sneak By WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in Congress, Mitch McConnell briefly distracted Democrats this morning while he signaled […]
Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the […]
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