No Joke: World’s Largest “Fart-In” Planned for Hillary’s Acceptance Speech at the DNC
Contributed by: Piper McGowin
If Hillary had any humanity left at all, she’d have to feel pretty embarrassed and pathetic by now, what with having to basically use the entire mainstream media as her PR firm, along with myriad dirty tricks like improbable coin tosses, card flips, and bs super delegates just to pretend to win this nomination (like the establishment elite promised her a long time ago when she backed off Obama’s birthplace and bowed out in 2008).
Well, here’s one way to do civil disobedience…
Now, in an American election first, the world’s largest “fart-in” is being planned for during her nomination acceptance speech at the DNC!
Philadelphia: Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.
“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” she said. “We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, continuing —
Honkala said she would issue an invitation to Sanders to join the bean supper, which she is calling Beans for Hillary. She has asked donors to send cans of beans to 1301-W Porter Street, Philadelphia, Pa., 19148. “Any remaining beans will be served to the homeless, although we will, of course, be urging Sanders delegates to eat as much as possible,” Honkala said.
Chris Hedges, an author and activist who is an ordained Presbyterian minister, will open the Beans for Hillary meal with a nondenominational prayer. “I am happy to bless a meal that will be put to such effective political use,” Hedges said.
“The Democratic primary process, as Sanders supporters now realize, was rigged from the start,” said Hedges, a Pulitzer-prize winning former New York Times foreign correspondent.
Well… you’ve gotta admit… it does stink pretty bad, after all… (bah dum TISS!)
Piper McGowin writes for The Daily Sheeple. There’s a lot of B.S. out there. Someone has to write about it.
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