Iran Actor Arrested After Voicing Support For Protests

Iran Actor Arrested After Voicing Support For Protests

Commentary by: Bill the Butcher

God, if there is a God, certainly does not elect half the people on the planet to rule over, and torture the other half. Old fools in Iranistan appoint themselves to that position, and any man who hates women that much is the textbook definition of a malignant homosexual! There! Bet you ain’t mad!

Forgive me, but this has been stuck under my saddle ever since the so called morality police beat Mahsa Amini to death for combing her hair wrong and then compounded it by killing teen age school girls for removing their hijabs in protest of that original act!

First, and foremost, I’d like to say that this is not with the approval of the Iranian people, ie the Persian people who just happen to be one of, if not the oldest civilizations on earth! They were well established when the Jews were in Egypt looking for work, and stomped a mud hole in Israel’s ass and walked it dry long before Baptist preachers were quoting from the King James Bible, can I have an Amen?

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Every time this country tries to get a grip the Russians, British, or Americans have a better idea. So they slide in with their parliamentary, democratic, Marxist ideas that simply won’t fit in the Hammurabi code and it’s pedigree. That’s right! Where do you think an eye for an eye originated from? Moses?

So, anyway, here we stand, yet again at a crossroads of a once great civilization just trying to watch movies in peace on a Saturday afternoon, while while queer cops beat up little girls for being cute, but are you outraged by that? Oh hell no! You’re outraged over some Family squabble over some guy laundering meth money.

And forgive me my anger, but when I see a bunch of old religious nuts beating and killing young ladies for their hair I’m from Texas, and I’m thinking long tall tree and a short piece of rope and hang ‘em right in the street for all the people to see. And the Persian people are smart! You wouldn’t have to swing more than ten or so of them old men before the young men would catch on and have a real necktie party. Hell! Bring the kids. Worked in Texas back in the 1880s.

And keep the CIA, KGB, and MS Whatever out of it and just let Iran do its thing. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have at least one nation in the Middle East that runs its own shop. I’ll bet they could make better iPhones than China. These people we’re building New York City before New York City was cool. Egypt had to build pyramids to get listed in the seven wonders competition. Babylon just planted a herbal garden. Wonder what herbs they were cultivating. Go figure.

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Every religion thinks that they are the right one. Not one is crazier than an Iranian Ayatollah. When Ayatollah Khomeini was being paraded through the streets during his funeral there was such a ruckus that he fell out of the box. The faithful fully expected him to jump up and dance around. And you think Pentecostals are crazy.

But, it’s all relative, just like Eisenstein said. All a matter of perspective. Once a man went to West Texas. He applied to the land office and claimed his six hundred and forty acres Texas stole from the Mexicans. Hey! Deal with it. Anyway he planted corn, raised some hogs and each year he bought more land, planted more corn, sold more hogs.

By and by he found a woman who’d put up with him, and together they raised a fine family, ended up with six hundred and forty thousand acres. One afternoon he found himself sitting on his expansive porch having a glass of whiskey, and a fine cigar when the preacher happened by.

Stepping up on the porch, his eminence surveyed the endless array of corn, cattle, pigs, and grandkids and looked at the rancher saying, “Isn’t it wonderful what God and man can do together?”

The rancher looked at the preacher and said, “Yeah preacher, but you should have seen this place when God had it all to Himself!”

Y’all treat little girls with respect.