Ninety-Nine Luff Balloons

By: Bill The Butcher

Pop goes the weasel, or rather balloon. What would it take to get Joe Biden’s attention. Maybe a dragon kite over the White House? Or a little girl? I think M3gan might be a nice dinner guest at the White House, don’t you? In a supreme act of courage the American military stuck a pin in China’s incursion into American airspace yesterday. According to the President currently in residence we had to wait until it was over a depopulated area to come crashing down . . . like maybe Montana? And ask yourself, how’d it get all the way to Montana from Beijing in the first place? Where’d they launch in from . . . Boise? After someone noticed that there was a balloon the size of three school busses, carrying God knows what it took the grand tour of America including such sites as Area 51, Kansas Nuclear silos, and Vegas cat houses, snapping pictures all the way, carrying a huge payload, and relaying Netflix back to Won Hun Lo! My God! Don’t give the Mexican cartels any ideas!

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Liberals think nothing of changing the gender of five year olds, men marrying men, women marrying women and free abortions on demand, but Chinese balloons floating across the bread basket of the world doesn’t bother them at all. Global warming! That’s the issue. This August will be two degrees hotter than 1965! Alert the media. As a matter of fact they did!

So now we have a huge international incident over balloons. Isn’t that a refreshing break from COVID, hot weather or Putin trying to blow up all the meth labs in Ukraine. Come to think of it it might take a nuclear bomb to blow all that up.

The biggest victim (s) in this mess is the Chinese people. Not long ago we down here at Witt & Wittier Film productions began work on the movie Kia-Léia. Included in that process was, of course posters which caused us to receive gracious nods from places like Cannes, among others, but somehow the promos and posters slipped into China. Imagine that! Probably a balloon, I don’t know. Might have been Ted. He’s real good at sneaking into places where he don’t belong. Anyway, there’s an algorithm we have that shows us where our stuff is being looked at, and China lit up like Chinese New Year!

There is a new wind blowing around the world. When you weed out the conspiracy nuts and wannabe Rush Limbaughs you can see it quite clearly. You can see traces of it everywhere. From clickbait on YouTube and Facebook to commercials snuck in on FreeTV to supposedly news articles that are nothing more than mind bending lectures approved by Rupert Murdoch. And the old order changith! Nobody lives forever and bad ideas fade into history. It takes a while, but they do fade!

All it took was a balloon to show people the ludicrous nature of our masters. For all their big words and fiat money there are simply more of us than there are of them! The people aren’t going to rise up, we are rising up! I made an allusion to M3gan earlier in this article.

Allusion is an expression designed to call something to mind without mentioning it explicitly; an indirect or passing reference. There’s more to M3gan than meets the eye. In 1989 when Beth Thomas burst on the scene in an HBO documentary Child of Rage the condition Reactive Attachment Disorder (RAD) became the psychological watchword of the day. An abused child without conscious. It was thought that once a child was diagnosed with the condition it was permanent. Study has now shown that this is not the case. Also it has been found that it is not so much the exception as the rule. We know them as the “Z” generation, and they could care less about your countries, constitutions, or lies. You worry about the border? They will open the border and reinstate slavery. They don’t buy into any of your woke ideas, but they will wake you up. M3gan is the harbinger of such a world. (Look out for the knife!) Hey! Don’t take it so bad. The Neanderthals thought they had it going on, too!