Biden, Psaki To Go Door To Door On Bikes Asking If You Have A Moment To Talk About Getting Vaccinated U.S.—After falling short of his vaccination goals this month, the Biden Administration has announced a […]
Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize […]
White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael […]
The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2021 It’s official: 2020 was the worst year ever, except for almost all the other years in human history! Will 2021 be a better year? Take a look at the […]
Protesters Pull Down Joe Biden After Mistaking Him For Old Racist Statue WASHINGTON, D.C.—Enraged protesters were marching through D.C. toppling racist statues when they came upon one standing on a street corner. The archaic, racist […]
Lisa Page To Teach College Course On How To Make Yourself Out To Be A Victim CAMBRIDGE, MA—After Lisa Page finally spoke out against President Trump, masterfully painting herself as the target of Trump’s oppression […]
Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an […]
RNC Raising Money To Help Democrats Televise Five Debates A Week WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Republican National Committee has launched an ambitious fundraiser to help the Democrats televise a debate every weeknight. The move is expected to […]
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Criticized For Selecting Winner Who Actually Did Something For World Peace OSLO—The Norwegian Nobel Committee has come under intense criticism after betraying one of its core values: handing the award out […]
Hillary Clinton Announces She Will Seek Reelection As President Of The United States WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States. Pundits on MSNBC, […]
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