White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

HAMPTON FALLS, IA—White liberals gathered in the town of Hampton Falls were shocked and astonished as local black man, accountant, and father of three Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assitance from liberals whatsoever.

“It was amazing — he was smart, clean, and articulate enough to walk right in and acquire the ID without consulting us white people at all,” said anti-racist activist Chloe Ryder to reporters. “He walked right in and got the ID, no questions asked. We thought it would be way above his intelligence level because, well. You know what I’m saying, right? Yeah. You know.”

Reporters said they did not know, and Ryder was forced to whisper, “because he’s black and I don’t think he’s capable of doing it!”

At publishing time, the liberals were amazed to see he had walked up to a vending machine and purchased a bottle of water all by himself.


(TLB) published this article from Babylon Bee, not so much for the ID part of the story, but for the “water bottle” narrative… in hopes it will show Thirsty Lib’s they can get a drink of water without Government Intervention.

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4 Comments on White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID

  1. @ Darkwing … First off we did not write it, please look at the bottom of the article to see where it came from and go comment on the original article, because your comment is absolutely ridiculous … “cannot find any real thing to pick on” … REALLY ??? BULL !!!

  2. I know that this is to be funny but it is really stupid. You are just picking on the other side because you cannot find any real thing to pick on.

  3. I know this is humor but the sad thing about it is that it could be true in today’s retarded world.

  4. Receiving the above news, Joe Dementia gone in to a shock & is getting treatment for PTSD …

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