“Boil Back Better!” says Boris
SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook Following former Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy […]
SOURCE: THE DAILY SCARE by Steve Cook Following former Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s incredibly useful advice for consumers to buy a new kettle in order to save a whopping £10 per year on their energy […]
EXCLUSIVE! by Steve Cook A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as […]
by Steve Cook SOURCE A shock new discovery has emerged from thousands of painstaking scientific press releases that may alleviate the current several-hours-long shortage of things to be terrified about that has terrorised Britain, whilst […]
by Steve Cook Researchers have discovered that Shakespeare invented the Christmas Pantomime and was the first exponent of this highly-evolved art form. In fact, the discovery of some old manuscripts in a trunk at his former […]
by Steve Cook Scientists have today announced they have made a shock discovery even more shocking than the discovery that dinosaurs may have worn hats or the possibility the British government is not at all demented. They have […]
Russia Putin the Fix on America By: Roger Landry (TLB) Today We The People survive in (no I didn’t mean live in) a country that we bragged for uncountable years, could never be considered an […]
Vaxectomy: A New COViD-Related Procedure SATIRE By: Michael Applebaum, MD With many advances in Medicine, there are stories to tell about their development. This is the short-version story of the latest medical advance. Since 2015, […]
by Aincha Sickovit On Friday morning I awoke with a slight tickly cough. Such is the nature of the deeply implanted fear we are all privileged to wrestle with courtesy of those nice maniacs running […]
by Steve Cook In what has been described as a massive u-turn in its War on Democracy the government has announced proposals to give every citizen the opportunity to have a Covid 19 Variant named […]
Rapid-profit, Test-and-Jab system launched by Steve Cook Speaking for the government pursuant to stipulations of the Freedom of Disinformation Act 2020, Janet Gaff-Smother of the Ministry of Hysteria announced yesterday that the government is planning […]
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