Trump Announces He Will Forgo Salons And Cut His Own Hair Like An Ordinary American

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Trump Announces He Will Forgo Salons And Cut His Own Hair Like An Ordinary American

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi caused a bit of a stir this week when footage was released of her not wearing a mask getting her hair cut in a salon, an obvious setup that she was forced to take part in at gunpoint.

The president, a genius strategist and master politician, saw an opportunity. He quickly called a press conference and declared that he would continue cutting his own hair like an ordinary American.

“Nancy may think she’s too good to cut her hair, but not me. I’m a regular American, just like you,” Trump announced solemnly before producing a pair of scissors, placing a bowl on his head, and giving himself a haircut.

“Until regular Americans can get their hair cut at the salon, I will cut my hair myself in solidarity.”

Trump remarked that the haircut was “beautiful” and “maybe the best one I’ve ever gotten” afterward.

At publishing time, Trump had ordered a Flowbee on Amazon. 

(Original article/BabalonBee)


Insider knowledge from The Liberty Beacon Editors:

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It is a well know fact among journalists and editors of the ‘Alt-Media’ world that President Trump has long admired the Hair Style of British PM Boris Johnson. So it comes as little surprise Trump jumped at the chance to emulate Johnson. 



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