Biden’s ‘Nuclear Explosion’ Warning Mocked
Guidance on Wearing Masks & Social Distancing
Becker News
Even after the Biden administration’s Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued an obviously politically timed change to its ‘mask guidance’ ahead of the State of the Union address, it is also making sure that Americans don’t forget to be in an irrational state of Covid pandemic in the event of nuclear war.
The U.S. government website Ready.gov updated its Cold War-era nuclear fallout guidance to include the virtually useless masks and to be sure to social distance.
Get inside the nearest building to avoid radiation. Brick or concrete are best.
Remove contaminated clothing and wipe off or wash unprotected skin if you were outside after the fallout arrived. Hand sanitizer does not protect against fall out. Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth, if possible. Do not use disinfectant wipes on your skin.
Go to the basement or middle of the building. Stay away from the outer walls and roof. Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.
That way, you look silly and you don’t get to hug other people goodbye. Brilliant work, as always, government.
There was plenty of mockery to go around on social media.
“Here we are. 2022,” Amanda House tweeted. “Wear masks during Nuclear War.”
“Socially distance…in the event of nuclear fallout? I’m sorry, what?” KDbell replied.
“It is the best time to get vaccinated if you haven’t already done so,” one user remarked. “They’ll mark your death [due to] Covid and not nuclear radiation.”
“Mf worried about covid in a nuclear war,” another snarked.
“No mean tweets though, and mostly peaceful nuclear fallout,” one person said sarcastically.
The Biden presidency has definitely taken quite the turn when it is updating nuclear fallout guidance to include wearing masks and social distancing. This administration can’t end soon enough.
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(TLB) published this article from Becker News as compiled by Kyle Becker
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