When Is a Narcissist Not a Narcissist?

When Is a Narcissist Not a Narcissist?

Fifty cents worth of psychology from Bill the Butcher

I … Me … Mine!

I won’t bore you with countless links to articles and/or videos from Dr. Phil and others describing the traits and methods of narcissists. They are extremely redundant. A narcissist can be boiled down to three words: I . . . ME . . . MINE!

BANANAS FOR EVERYBODY!

A narcissist is a human being deprived of a couple million years of evolution. With the development of the forebrain something called conscience came about. Back in the day, and I’m talking about the monkeys in the trees day, it was MY BANANA! No ifs, no ands, and naked butts. Then the brain grew to OUR BANANA! The sharing of bananas with family and close friends became chic. Everyone had a banana and then went to kill monkeys in other trees. About six thousand years ago social consciousness became fashionable. BANANAS FOR EVERYBODY!

Share your bananas, even if you run short

Study the insert above. God didn’t say to make man, man was already there, He said make man in our image! Social consciousness. Be your brother’s keeper. Don’t marry your sister or eat the neighbors. Share your bananas, even if you run short. That is the reason people like Kent Hovind believe the world is only six thousand years old. It has nothing to do with geology and a lot to do with the advent of Banana Bars. That’s your Sunday School lesson for today . . . now back to narcissism.

They don’t live in trees anymore

A narcissist is the most self centered person you will ever meet. And they’re not acting. They don’t live in trees anymore, well mostly, so they are hard to identify, but you can sniff ‘em out if you pay attention. Check this out:

Omni Führer of the third rock from the sun

This is an extreme, but there are other signs. Ever had, or have a friend or relative who talks constantly? C’mon, we all have one. You know the one. Gives new meaning to Can’t get a breath in edgewise! Yeah! That guy. His water gets cut off and he concocts a long elaborate theory about a Great conspiracy dating back to The Knights Templar that is trying to deprive humanity of water to set up a One World Government. The truth is he never pays the water bill in full or on time, resorting to calling the Water Department and bullying whomEVER is unlucky enough to pick up the phone until he gets free water, a reduction or at least an extension because he is the Omni Führer of the third rock from the sun and feels the city owes him free water! Ja Sure!

Narcissism is all about control. It is of upmost importance that everyone dances to the narcissist’s tune. Friends, co-workers, spouses, family, little girls . . . everyone! And if they don’t dance, the narcissist will evolve into a first rate sociopath. HelLO Ted Bundy. Why? Because they have no conscience. THEIR BANANA!

So, how do you beat a narcissist?

So, how do you beat a narcissist? Well, to make it short, you don’t. You can’t. The narcissist is not equipped to be a human being. Oh, they can memorize human, but they can’t be human. Take the example of the narcissist that helps the little old lady carry her groceries to her car from the store. She isn’t doing it for the love of God and Country. Left to her on devices she’d just knock the old lady in the head and take off with her possibles. But . . . she has learned about the county jail and understands that if she helps the old lady there may be five dollars in it for her. The narcissist doesn’t love anybody except herself!

After the last shovel of dirt

Never discuss, debate, reason or argue with a narcissist. Argue with a monkey at the zoo. You’ll get farther, especially if you slip them a banana. You will never cure the narcissist and only come away angry. Leave the narcissist angry because you refused to be in his/her stable of possessions. Eat your bananas with those who truly enjoy a good banana with a friend. When is a narcissist not a narcissist? After the last shovel of dirt.

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