Ain’t That A Peach

Ain’t That A Peach

Satire by: Bill the Butcher

Wouldn’t you think that after not one but two impeachments against our most venerable Donald J. Trump a little tweak of the nose would be in order for our Democrat Big Boss and every little girls’ friend (or foe) dependent upon which side of the bed you got up on, Joe (Hairy Legs) Biden?

The loyal opposition is crying, “Foul!” as the Congress scrambled to assimilate some kind of case, but there are no provisions for im*peach*ment because of senility. There is something in the twenty-fifth amendment, but you must understand the median age of congresspersons is 57.9 years, down from 58.9 which still qualifies them as certified dust farters on the verge of Social Security IF there is any by the time they get there. Doesn’t matter. They are all Beltway Royalty anyway. Ever notice how THAT never comes up for a vote. Now, where was I?

Any congressman, or woman, or congress (pronoun) can raise their hand and try to bring impeachment to the floor. How long it stays there depends on the status of the other party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s all politics. Has nothing to do with the truth. But. . . Verily, verily I say unto you, no president will be removed from office except by a lunch date in Dallas! Don’t you wanna know why? The house brings the charges, and the more stable senate holds a trial. Congress people are there two years at a time. They just get their mailing addresses changed and they are up for election again, while senators are more “career oriented.” They sit there in their gilded cage and fully realize that El Presidenté has a nice cage too, and if he gets thrown out can their pompous a$$e$ be far behind? Consequently, no president has ever been “fired!” And it behoves me to tell you that Sleepy Joe will most likely be goosing little girls until the end of his term.

Ain’t that a peach! Talk about job security. The only remedy for a bad brick in the White House is a plywood patch that will blow off and fall on the very ones who put it there. So, what to do?

Well, the reins of government are supposed to shift every four years. Sometimes, with a good publicity agent we get eight years, but by and large the current king becomes an ex-king, retires, and goes on speaking tours expounding solutions he NEVER whispered while he was in the Oval Office. There is supposed to be a smooth transition of power, and providing The Proud Boys aren’t kicking out any windows it usually is. There is no “Putin Clause” in the Constitution.

And consider logistics. A president takes office. A year or so of a honeymoon, and about two years in he does something stupid. Give it another year to get mad enough to think impeachment. Then you gotta draw it up, then run it through Congress, then the Senate, and then a trial . . . HELL! The S.O.B. will be up for election by then! Unless it’s Trump. Vote him out! Or see if he did any good and keep him.

But the band plays on. Suffice to say Biden is here to stay. At least until he walks out into traffic. Then we get Harris. Now THAT would be a peach. Impeach Et Tu Bruté! Then fall America. God bless the queen with hairy legs. (Mic Drop!)

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