Dolly Parton & A Whole Bunch Of Turkeys

At least Dolly Parton has done something with her life for the betterment of others. That’s better than what anti-vaxxers can say.

— David Young M.D. (@davideyoungmd) November 24, 2023

Commentary/Satire by: Bill the Butcher

Before beginning the lesson for the day I’d like to say that I wouldn’t take any COVID vaccine for love or money. My reasons have nothing to do with who’s running for President, how many Mexicans are jumping the border or what color Jesus was. It took years and years to develop the rash of flu vaccines that flooded the market. I have never taken one because I’ve never seen one work. Every year, “Get your flu vaccine,” and the flu comes and goes. People get sick, two or three grandmas die, and along about the first day of school the kids all get the flu, it morphs into that elusive herd immunity, and we all wait until the next big thing. In 2019 it was COVID. GOD! I wish I could write a book or make a movie with that kind of promotion.

And the flu vaccines aren’t a sure thing. What do they do? The vaccine bootleggers take two or three of the last flu strains, mix them together and call it blended whiskey. There’s a such and such a percentage that you either will avoid the flu or when you get it it’ll be a kinder, friendlier flu than you might have had. I get better odds from my bookie! When my dog takes a rabies shot I don’t want her biting anyone. Case closed!

And how did they develop the COVID vax? They killed eight lab rats and everyone rushed down to Walgreens! Then halfbacks and half-pints started dropping dead from heart attacks and strokes and what did the gubberment do. VAX 2.0, 3.0, and how far now? Five? You do better having Marie Laveau blow cigar smoke in your ear.

And now, for your edification, welcome the right, honorable Dolly Parton, purveyor of music and possessor of the most famous mammaries since Helen of Troy! Dolly appeared as the halftime entertainment at the Thanksgiving Day game between a couple football teams. I don’t remember who, much less who won. I was too busy looking at Dolly. Hey! I’d hit it.

Well Dolly jumped right into a firestorm of political intrigue. Seems that some time back she gave a million bucks or so to vaccine development. Then she went right on singing. As we all know time and tears went by and well, here we are. COVID came and went and a seventy-seven-year-old woman looks hotter than that He-She on the beer can.

The Trannies, Pan sexuals, and everyone stupid enough to have taken the mark of the beast is saying it’s good that ol’ Dolly stood up there in her shorts and sold this moonshine, while the rest of us just looked at her ass and called it a day. Dolly’s just having an ice cream at Dollywood.

There will always be debates about stars doing things not pertaining to stardom. Dolly wiggles her butt and you get mad. Mylie Cyrus wiggles hers and sticks her tongue out and you get excited. What do you people want? Oh, I know what most of you want, but there’s laws. Wait! They did away with the laws. And while the faggots and maggots get their shots the rest of us work everyday nine to five to pay their doctor bills.

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Dolly Parton & A Whole Bunch Of Turkeys